A great adventure
is waiting for you ahead
hurry onward’s Lemmiwinks
or you will soon be dead
A journey before may be long and filled with woe
but you must escape the gay man’s ass so your tale can be told
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks
a distance far and fast
to find his way out of
a gay man’s ass
The road ahead
is filled with danger and fright
but push onwards Lemmiwinks
with all of your might
Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.
The sparrow prince lies
somewhere way up ahead
Don’t look back Lemmiwinks
Or you will soon be dead
Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late
slow down now and seal your fate
I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.
Take the magic helmet torch
to help you light the way
there’s still a lot of ground to pass
inside the man so gay
ahead of you lies adventure
and your strength still lies within
freedom from the ass of doom
is the treasure you will win
Lemmiwinks came to the stomach
in the depths of the lung and heart
You choose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish.
(The catatafish of the stomach’s cove)
If you answer this riddle, the esophogous will let you pass.
(Catatafish’s riddle will soon be told)
Hang on Lemmiwinks, you solved the Catatafish’s riddle, now your trials are nearly through!
Lemmiwinks has made it out, the tale is nearly through.
Great job Lemmiwinks, thanks to you we are all free.
But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the gerbil king.
All hail the gerbil king!
Now that you’re the gerbil king there’s more adventure to be told, fly away to far away lands and to the setting sun, there’s still so many enemies and battles yet to fight, for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king to be told another night.