South Park – Lemmiwink’s Song Lyrics

A great adventure

is waiting for you ahead

hurry onward’s Lemmiwinks

or you will soon be dead

A journey before may be long and filled with woe

but you must escape the gay man’s ass so your tale can be told

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks

Lemmiwinks journeyed

a distance far and fast

to find his way out of

a gay man’s ass

The road ahead

is filled with danger and fright

but push onwards Lemmiwinks

with all of your might

Lemmiwinks, you are coming to the enterance of the small intenstines. There, you must seek out the sparrow prince.

The sparrow prince lies

somewhere way up ahead

Don’t look back Lemmiwinks

Or you will soon be dead

Lemmiwinks, Lemmiwinks, the time is growing late

slow down now and seal your fate

I am the sparrow prince, long has my spirit been trapped in this place. Before you lies the maze of the small intestines. One path leads to the stomach, the other, to certain doom. Take with you this helmet and torch, let them be your guide.

Take the magic helmet torch

to help you light the way

there’s still a lot of ground to pass

inside the man so gay

ahead of you lies adventure

and your strength still lies within

freedom from the ass of doom

is the treasure you will win

Lemmiwinks came to the stomach

in the depths of the lung and heart

You choose your path wisely Lemmiwinks, I am the Catatafish.

(The catatafish of the stomach’s cove)

If you answer this riddle, the esophogous will let you pass.

(Catatafish’s riddle will soon be told)

Hang on Lemmiwinks, you solved the Catatafish’s riddle, now your trials are nearly through!

Lemmiwinks has made it out, the tale is nearly through.

Great job Lemmiwinks, thanks to you we are all free.

But your adventures are just beginning, for you are no ordinary gerbil Lemmiwinks, you are the gerbil king.

All hail the gerbil king!

Now that you’re the gerbil king there’s more adventure to be told, fly away to far away lands and to the setting sun, there’s still so many enemies and battles yet to fight, for Lemmiwinks the gerbil king to be told another night.

Lemmiwinks x8

Gerbil king