Key Of Awesome – As Long As You Love Me – Parody. Lyrics

That guy sure was grumpy, no one can touch me

As long as I’m swaggy..

Whatever that means!

Your daddy told me that he’d murder me but I’m sure he

was bluffing.

That fool don’t know me I do Pilates and Karate’s,

And he’s fat and disgusting!

I’m hot shit, I’m way cool

I’m the toughest kid, in my home-school.

And also I have bodyguards..

No one can touch me,

I’m freaking Bruce Lee. I punched a Nazi right in the


Your daddy is whiney. His wiener is tiny. Is he right

behind me?

That was just a joke!

Could you please le-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-et go of my nuts?

Someone call nine one one one one one one one, this


(How many nines was that?)

It’s just a flesh wound,

He’s drivin’ on my head but I’m just playin’ it possum.

There goes my front tooth.

When he stops kicking me I’ve got him right where I

want him!

Come back here, we ain’t done!

That’s just my arm. I’ve got another one

This shit just got real.

He folded my legs back,

Ripped off my nut sack,

Stuck me with thumbtacks,

He must be mad.

Pushed me off the roof,

Beat me with phone books,

How does my face look?

It’s not that bad..

No not the, ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja-jack hammer. Owwie.

I don’t know if you noticed this but,

Your ass looks pretty torn up.

That old guy from Kill Bill

Needs to take a chill pill.

I don’t what happened son, you said you knew Karate.

But Mr.Blond just came along in the middle of the song

and chopped up your whole body.


That ain’t rappin’ this is rappin’!

Do the Booty Jam, do the Booty Jam, everyone’s a fan of

the Booty Jam!

You’re telling me you never heard this?

Calling Beliebers it’s Justin Bieber, put me in the

freeze to preserve my head!

We’ll resurrect him,

We can perfect him,

We’ll reanimate him back from the dead.

Now you must ri-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ise.


Join the Dark Si-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ide.


Justin, can you hear me?

That name no longer has any meaning for me. My name is

Darth Bieber!