Jimmy Wong – Bacon Pancakes Lyrics

So you want to make a meal?

A Breakfast so unreal?

With imagination

Take that apron out

We’ll start off nice and slow

(Hey!) Pancakes oughta be simple

Just mix your flour, baking powder

Add salt, and sugar

Sift twice into a bowl

In another beat together eggs and butter

Add milk and you’re on your way to

Bacon Pancakes

Makin’ Bacon Pancakes!

Take some bacon and

I’ll put it in a pancake

Bacon Pancakes

That’s what its gonna make

Bacon Pancakes!

And each day that passes

Without pancakes

Takes away all the joy

That we could have made

With some bacon covered by a pancake

Bacon Pancake

Quit singing the chorus

It’s infectious as Syphilis

We need to focus

Get your head back in the game

Mix the wet and dry

And stop when it is smooth

Now let it sit for 10 minutes

That’s enough to go

Watch Adventure Time!

But don’t relax quite yet

Lest ye forget the magic

So kill and skin a pig for

Bacon Pancakes

Makin’ Bacon Pancakes!

Take some bacon and

I’ll put it in a pancake

Bacon Pancakes

That’s what its gonna make

Bacon Pancakes!

Please don’t actually try

To cook to this song

‘Cause we’re not liable

If you burn your mom’s house down

But then again

Bacon Pancakes are worth the risk

Bacon Pancakes!

Now it’s time for you

To take it to the very next level

By making bacon by bakin bacon

Praying to the bacon gods

The be takin’ the time to-

Line a sheet with foil

Place those bacon slices on top

Heat that oven up

And let that pig fat cook

“Oh my glob Melissa,

Like get your lumpy butt

Over here right now!”

They’re putting bacon

In the pancakes could it be?

The greatest parts of breakfast

Joined in harmony!

Bacon Pancakes

Makin’ Bacon Pancakes!

Take some bacon and

I’ll put it in a pancake

Bacon Pancakes

That’s what its gonna make

Bacon Pancakes!

Bacon Pancakes

Makin’ Bacon Pancakes!

Take some bacon and

I’ll put it in a pancake

Bacon Pancakes

That’s what its gonna make

Bacon Pancakes!

(Pancake)

Filled with bacon!

(Pancake)

It’s just perfection

(Pancake)

All day, everyday

(Pancake)

Just like my mama made