Icp – Eminem’s Mom Lyrics

What up dawg,

What you been up to?

Oh Yeah well thats cool,

check it out

Me and you,

we been down for awhile right,

We been here and there,

we been pretty tight

Something happened last night that you might get upset about

But hear me out

I didn’t mean nothin’ by it

I’ma make this quick,

i give your momma this dick

I don’t know how it happened

I just know my nuts and

her itch were slappin

I was over there mowin the grass

and i could feel her eyes all up on my ass, And then

I went inside to make a phone call,

And there she was with her titty hangin out her bra

One thing just led to another,

and the next thing you know i’m butt fuckin your mother

Chorus:

Please don’t hate me but i been fuckin’ your mom loose lately

Please don’t hate me

I never said i love the ho

Please don’t hate me but i been fuckin’ your mom loose lately

Please don’t hate me

Never shoulda trusted a juggalo

Don’t hang up i still got more

Your momma gives head like a heroin whore.

I wasn’t thinkin how you as my bud

When she spreaded my butt cheeks and went for the milk dud

We broke out with your grampa’s gin and got drunk

I fucked her with a bowlin pin

She was freaky her nipples look like peanuts

Your mom is one of my favorite sluts

She likes lickin from the back of my balls to the tip of my dick

wtih one big lick

She calls me her big teddy bear

Growl, I chase her around in my underwear

I’ll admit i like spankin her butt

I used your sock though to catch my nut

Don’t worry i put it back

I knew i better, thats prolly why yo toes been stickin together

Chorus

Please don’t hate me

Maybe they call you the termihater

Please don’t hate me

If this was a swamp, you’d be an allihater

Please don’t hate me

You could use a cold glass of haterade

Please don’t hate me

sure come on up take the elehater

Your mom’s ass looks like oatmeal yo

Its bumpy and grainy,

I like the feel though

And i ain’t tryin to diss her either

I’m only sayin i wish she would trim her beaver some.

Every hair is like a foot long

Bitch looks like a warewolf wearin a thong sometimes

Its alright with me though

I don’t mind as long as i can locate the V hole

And your dad’s so dumb

He’s knowin nothig here

I’m stuffin her muffin

Not to mention the pickle buffin

And i hope me and you are still cool

I’m spendin the night so she can drive me to school tomorrow

And we plan on fuckin again

Alright, i’ll talk to later, Peace Eminem

OOOOh, Jesus, somebody got fucked up nigga

Chorus (til fades)