Allday – Oxford lyrics

[Intro]

I go to Oxford

I go to Oxford

I go to Oxford

(I’m so smart… I’m so intelligent)

[Verse 1]

No sweater slung over my shoulder

Oxford scholar, glad you could follow

Jacuzzi with a Puerto Rican floozy, hola

Then I pole her, never gonna call her

Bruce Jenner discipline me, I slap arses

Me, I’m that patterned room floor, I lack marbles

Me, I got attitude, so I’m in the back row

Inflating the swagger up, even though I’m flat, bro

And look at how I blab the most

I don’t even converse, I just brag and boast

And I don’t even do nothing but mellow on the porch

And roll up a big joint like your elbow

Uh, by the high from your dearest

Floor full of Polaroid snaps like pyramids

Blowing weed in imported green tea

Eating smorgasbord like Hokkien mee

[Chorus]

Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch

Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch motherfucker

Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch

I’m so smart

Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch motherfucker

Bitch, I go to Oxford

I’m so smart

I’m very smart

[Verse 2]

Flavoured vodka, am I flagging to chicks?

Spewing out the window, zigzagging my whip

I drink until I can’t feel my legs

Then back to my crib for some no-feeling sex

Feeling, bitches give me head like the Mayans

I don’t even need it, but I just like the silence

Motherfucker, now I’m in the land of the dying

Standing defiant, body-slamming Goliath

Yeah, I’m on my double-o seven in the compound

From Russia with love, eyes redder than Moscow

You take the high road, I’ll take the long route

Ride until the wheels fall off and I conk out

Pray to the clouds above, I’m illing

Charging through the ugly city, it’s so dreary

Holler if you’re here with me, smoke to the ceiling

We hang low like J-Lo’s earrings

[Chorus]

Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch

Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch motherfucker

Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch

I’m so smart

Bitch, I go to Oxford, bitch motherfucker

Bitch, I go to Oxford

Bitch, I go to Oxford

I’m so smart

I’m very smart

[Verse 3]

I’m on the road team, I’m on the protein

I’m on the never in class, I’m only ghosting

Allday, I’m only ghosting

I’m on the road team, I’m on the protein

I’m on the never in class, I’m only ghosting

Allday, I’m only ghosting