Alan Jackson – Jim And Jack And Hank lyrics

Hey you were standing by the screen door slamming

Rather clear what’s taking place. You were holding on to Louie

He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to break

Well then you picked up Chloe. She knew y’all were going

She started barking like a tank. I was shocked and I was joking,

But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and Hank

(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis

Take what’s left there in the bank. Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby

I don’t need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Well now you left screaming and your tires screeching

That little dog right in your lap

I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad

He said son you just woke me from my nap

I told him you had left me. He said now son don’t you hate me

You know exactly what I think. You know you’re better off

You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and Hank

(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis

Take what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby

I don’t need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank

That’s right

So I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you

Couldn’t crank

I started feeling empty, then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and Hank

(ch) Take your string bikinis, your apple martinis

Take what’s left there in the bank Take your flat iron and your curlers

Your sparkling water and that damn perfume I never liked

Take your black Mercedes all that stuff for ladies

To me you’re just a total blank, go on and leave me Baby

I don’t need you, I got Jim and Jack and Hank

Yeh now go on and leave me baby I don’t need you I got Jim and Jack

And Hank

That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be A okay Cause I got Jose, Captain

Morgan

Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merel, Willie Nelson, Big

John Cash

How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there when it’s sun shining,

George Strait an old friend Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy

Friends

I’m gonna clean out the whole closet, baby

All Yeah Goodbye