A Welcome Distraction – Fatty Fatty 2×4 Lyrics

I remember the first time we met

You were at the public park out at the pool

I remember that blue bathing suit

When you jumped in the water

All the water crashed out.

And do you know why?

Cause you’re my fatty, fatty two by four

Can’t fit through the kitchen door

Cause you’re my fatty, fatty two by four

Can’t fit through the kitchen door

But I, I love you anyway

And I remember our first date

I took you out to the home town buffet

Talked for hours and hours

And you were so damn cool

But they had to kick us out

Cause the chefs ran out of food

Do you know why?

Cause you’re my fatty, fatty two by four

Can’t fit through the kitchen door

Cause you’re my fatty, fatty two by four

Can’t fit through the kitchen door

But I, I love you anyway

Many people have tried to find the one

All I had to do to find the one

Was go to gym

In the cafeteria

Cause you’re my fatty, fatty two by four

Can’t fit through the kitchen door

Cause you’re my fatty, fatty two by four

Can’t fit through the kitchen door

But I, one more time

Cause you’re my fatty, fatty two by four

Can’t fit through the kitchen door

Cause you’re my fatty, fatty two by four

Can’t fit through the kitchen door

But I, I love you anyway